cigarettesonfire:

whytheyrehot:

Why She’s Hot:

1. She’s got two badass names: Aurora and Briar Rose. An aurora is a fucking amazing light spectacle in the sky that will make your eyeballs bleed with excitement. Briar Rose is an old name for thorny flowers. While they may not be so cool to see (or touch), the name is still fucking sweet.
2. Aurora/Briar Rose/Sleeping Beauty/Whatever the hell you want to call her is magically gifted with beauty and song. She’s probably be even more sexy if Maleficent wasn’t such a goddamn party pooper.
3. She’s fucking sixteen!
4. Bitch looks hot when she sleeps.
5. She’s the only one with a Prince who does anything besides overcoming his emo stage. The bastard falls for her and slays a motherfucking dragon to kiss this chick. Eat that, Prince Charming!

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